Trust the Vatican to offer to baptise them – more money for the Vatican Bank!
Anything to bring in more money!
Anything to bring in more money!
A statement from the Vatican offering to welcome alien visitors, was followed by…
“Alien life forms and believing they exist isn’t contradictory to having faith in God”, said the Rev. Jose Gabriel Funes Vatican Astronomer, “The Wide expanses of the universe means there could be life on planets other than Earth”.
“In my opinion this possibility exists” he continued, “Astronomers believe the universe is made up of 100 billion galaxies, each of which consists of 100 billion stars.
“Life forms could exist in theory even without oxygen or hydrogen”.
Here endeth the first lesson, trust thine enemies and take their money too.
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